How Bad is YOUR Job?

This is BRAINLESSWORLD Eptimoe

What is a sonofabitch?

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (read them out loud)

English                                                                            Chinese
That’s not right                                                               Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?                                      Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP                                                                 Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man                                                                    Dum Fuk

What YOU Can Do to Save Gas…

George Carlin’s grand solution to save gasoline:
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use…
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down…

Spread the Stupidity…

Only in America … do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America … do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America …. do banks leave both doors open [...]

Two old geezers and the house of ill-repute…

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.
THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, ‘GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT [...]

How much does a house weigh?

 A little more than the bridge!!!

Redneck Mansion

Calling in sick…

We’ve all had trouble with our animals, but I don’t [...]