Posted on August 6, 2008 by brainlessworld
Indisputable mathematical logic.
What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D [...]
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Posted on July 25, 2008 by brainlessworld
THIS IS A CEILING MURAL IN A SMOKER’S LOUNGE.
It is really a painted ceiling!
BATHROOM PAINTED FLOOR!!!
IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY …Tenth floor of a hi-rise building….. THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM… You open the door… THE FLOOR IS JUST PAINTED (IT KINDA TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY…..DOESN’T [...]
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Posted on June 14, 2008 by brainlessworld
Posted on June 14, 2008 by brainlessworld
1. “I’M GOING FISHING”:
Translated: I’m going to drink myself stupid and sit in a boat with a stick in my hand while the fish swim by in complete safety.”
2. “IT’S A GUY THING”
Translated: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”
3. [...]
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Posted on May 8, 2008 by brainlessworld
25 Reasons You Owe Your Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
‘If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.’
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
‘You better pray that will come out of the carpet.’
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
‘If you don’t straighten [...]
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Posted on April 1, 2008 by brainlessworld
Posted on March 24, 2008 by brainlessworld
George Carlin’s grand solution to save gasoline:
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use…
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down…
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Posted on March 24, 2008 by brainlessworld
Only in America … do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America … do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America …. do banks leave both doors open [...]
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Posted on March 7, 2008 by brainlessworld
Posted on March 7, 2008 by brainlessworld
April 18 is Poop For Peace DayPoop is the one experience all human beings have in common. We may have varying ideas of God and politics, but the power of an impending poop is a higher calling to which every human must answer. Side by side in a public bathroom, any two human beings are [...]
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