Happy New Year

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!

Don’t get mad – there’s always another way – get even!!

Dispute between neighbors – this is a true story.
A city councilman in Utah, Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the east Mountains until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built a new home. The home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad [...]

Holiday Greetings

Merry Christmas to everyone!

Children’s books of the future

Check out this Mercedes!

Look at this car!
The car pictured in this note is a Mercedes Maybach. The sunroof turns from opaque to crystal clear depending on the passengers preference.

Self-Improvement Advice from the Devil

1 – Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.
2 – Half the people you know are below average.
3 – 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
4 – 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5 – A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so [...]

Jiffy Lube Caught On Tape!

Check out this link. View the VIDEO. It is REAL!!!
Send it to everyone you know who owns a car.

More Fantastic Signs

Fantastic Signs

CHINESE PROVERBS

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.