10 Things You Never Want to Hear Your Girlfriend Say

1. Any conversation that starts with, “Remember that time about a month ago?”

2. “I think I’m going to keep it.”

3. “Your friend has a big dick.”

4. “I wonder what a black guy would feel like.”

6. “I didn’t feel anything.”

7. “I was drunk and it didn’t mean anything.”

8. “I think you should get tested.”

9. “Were you in the shower?”

10. “Is that what it’s supposed to look like?”

One Response

  1. hahaha so funny! i laugh so hard i shit myself! number 6 n 10…i did use those words…

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