10 Things You Never Want to Hear Your Girlfriend Say

1. Any conversation that starts with, “Remember that time about a month ago?”
2. “I think I’m going to keep it.”
3. “Your friend has a big dick.”
4. “I wonder what a black guy would feel like.”
6. “I didn’t feel anything.”
7. “I was drunk and it didn’t mean anything.”
8. “I think you should get tested.”
9. “Were [...]

Cyanide

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”
The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, [...]

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