I Like Dead Monkeys

(found at: http://people.redhat.com /blizzard/monkeys.txt)
I like monkeys.
The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that
odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to
look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.
I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let [...]

Man allegedly found with inflatable doll

(older news, but just as stupid!)

Oct 26, 2007 at 9:29 PM EST
CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa (AP) – A man was arrested after a government agent allegedly found him in an office building restroom lying next to an inflatable, anatomically correct doll with his pants down.

‘Nuff said!