Oscar Wilde Quotes

» A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.
» A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
» A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
» A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
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Enticing Classified Ad?

Count me in… NOT!

Billboards (funny possibilities)

Real Monopoly

MySpace Suicide

On a very serious note in the news: MySpace suicide

Pierced Eyeglasses

Pierced eyeglasses!

The Stupidest Invention of the Century!

Cell Phone Covers
A MUST see to believe the idiotic things invented and on the web!

Pirate Laws

A pirate does not ask for directions. He relies only on his gut feeling, a compass, or a treasure map.

Parrots are the preferred pirate companion. Monkeys are an acceptable substitute, unless they fling their feces at people. Then they are an awesome substitute.

When fishing, a pirate uses either a sword, a knife, or his bare [...]