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Jeff Dunham- Ackmend the Terrorist SkeletonA short list of what every kid should know
about what life is REALLY like . . .
Life is NOT fair, get used to it.
The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
You will NOT make $50,000 a year right out of high school. [...]
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God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn’t work!
I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
If [...]
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6 fingers.
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Unknown Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Unknown Vacuum Cleaner
Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.
Unknown Japanese Food Processor
Not to be used for anything else.
Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Unknown Blow Dryer
Warning: Do not use while [...]
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Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
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Incestuous marriages are legal.
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It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
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It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
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You may not drive barefooted.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
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It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a [...]
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