Newspaper Bloopers

Isn’t Defacing Currency Illegal?

Dallas Police Seek Yogurt-Eating Bandit

Man Breaks Into At Least 5 Businesses
DALLAS — Investigators said they are looking for a man who allegedly broke into at least five north Dallas businesses while having a healthy snack, reported KXAS-TV. Senior Cpl. Janice Crowther of Dallas police said the man they are looking for is very brazen and confident. “He [...]

Politics Explained

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have [...]