1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 427 percent of all statistics are made up on the pot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks [...]
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