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Jeff Dunham- Ackmend the Terrorist Skeleton Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to [...]
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of [...]
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Herbert A. Millington
Chair – Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109
Dear Professor Millington,
Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.
This year I have been particularly fortunate [...]
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Lawyer: “Was that the same nose you broke as a child?”
Witness: “I only have one, you know.”
Lawyer: “Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?”
Witness: “By death.”
Lawyer: “And by whose death was it terminated?”
Accused, Defending His Own Case: “Did you get a [...]
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BATBYGOBSTOPL
this simply means…
Buying A Ticket Before You Get On Board Saves Time Or Problems Later
this was a word created by Connex.. (the train company) to promote buying train tickets…
pronouced ‘bat-be-gob-stop-el’
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(taken from a real web site!)
bat-shit crazy
Acting in a generally insane manner; Tom Cruise.
One step beyond just plain crazy. It is usually a temporary thing… sparked by something unexpected, or just really awful.
As soon as he saw me humping his mom, he went bat-shit crazy.
Crazy to a degree bordering on complete insanity. The [...]
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It’s a dogs world!
If you can’t eat it or screw it…
…Piss on it and walk away…
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There were these 3 criminals who had just robbed a bank in Egypt. They were caught, convicted, and sentenced to exile in the Sahara Desert and they could each take only one thing. When they met in the desert they each were telling what they had brought.
“I brought a loaf of bread, so when I [...]
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An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver, walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, “What is this, father?”
The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, “I have no idea what it is.”
While [...]
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