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“I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.” –Paris Hilton

“What’s Wal-“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?” –Paris Hilton

“The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.” — Michael Jackson

“If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final.” — Cyndi Lauper

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life.” — Brooke Shields

“[I hope] my child will be a good Catholic like me.” — Madonna

“It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.” — Axl Rose

“I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five.” –Mick Jaggar

“It’s not that I dislike many people. It’s just that I don’t like many people.” — Bryant Gumbel

“I look at [modeling] as something I’m doing for black people in general.” –model, Naomi Campbell

“When I’m really hot, I can walk into a room and if a man doesn’t look at me, he’s probably gay.” — Kathleen Turner

“When you say I committed adultery, are you stating before the marriage of 1996 or prior to?” — Dallas Cowboys cornerback Deion Sanders

“We are going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” — NBA player Jason Kidd

“Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.” — Charles Barkley

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” — Donald Trump

“He speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual too.” — Don King

“From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs I’ve ever seen on a running back.” — John Madden

“Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.” — Yogi Berra

“The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” — Joe Theismann

“I don’t think anybody should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.” — Samuel Goldwyn

“I never get bored, because there’s always different puzzles, I’m wearing different clothes, there’s different contestants, there’s different prizes.” — Vanna White

“I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states.” –Rachel Welch

“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.” — Britney Spears

“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” — Britney Spears

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” — Christina Aguilera

“I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.” — Alicia Silverstone

“I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.” — David Hasselhoff

“I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can’t help it. I’m just a cliché of myself.” – Keanu Reeves

“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.” — Jessica Simpson

“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken of the sea.” — Jessica Simpson

“I’m sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She’s looking like a rock scientist.” — Tara Reid

“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger

“I love California. I grew up in Phoenix. — Dan Quayle

“You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.” — George W. Bush

“Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.” — George W. Bush

“Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?” — George W. Bush