Wyoming Dumb Laws

All new buildings that cost over $100,000 to build must have %1 of funds spent on art work for the building.

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If one is drunk in a mine, he or she could land in jail for up to a year.

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Junk dealers may not make any business transactions with drunk persons.

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It is illegal to [...]

New Hampshire Dumb Laws

You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
It is considered an offense to check into a hotel under an assumed name.

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It is illegal to pick [...]

Arizona Dumb Laws

Hunting camels is prohibited.

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Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

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Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is “likely to provoke physical retaliation”.

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It is illegal to manufacture [...]

Let’s Hope the Engines Don’t Work

Flow Chart

Well, H-e-l-l-o

Accountants Tax Dodging Tricks (and are idiots, too)

Beer Belly

If that’s what beer does to you– then I’m either switching to Zima or quiting!

Overloaded Donkey

Teens Wanted, Too