Dumb Lawsuits

Two Ohio men sued the maker of a carpet adhesive after a jug of the stuff started a large fire because they left it next to a hot water heater. They claim the warning label that contained the word “flammable” wasn’t a big enough warning. They won and now all carpet adhesive canisters containing the [...]

Brainless Fashion Sense

Damned Hippo

Duh? Oxymoron?

Brainless Confessions

I am in love with my Sister in law, I offered her $600 dollars to sleep with me and she did, after that I told her I needed the money to pay my rent and refused to pay her, if she ever tells my wife she will leave me.
I once had to pee so badly [...]

California Dumb Laws

Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
 
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
 
Bathhouses are against the law.

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It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
 
Women may not drive in a house coat.
 
No vehicle [...]

Ohio Dumb Laws

In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker’s stand, you can be fined $25.
 
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
 
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
 
It is illegal to get [...]

Texas Dumb Laws

One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.

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It is illegal to sell one’s eye.
 

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A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
 

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When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall [...]

Quotes About Stupidity

“Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.”  -Anonymous
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
-Albert Einstein
“Nothing [...]

Bad Metaphors from Stupid Student Essays

(actually these are mostly similes)
Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking [...]