National Mental Health Care Week

This coming week is National Mental Health Care Week

You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.

Well ….. my job is done……

Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend… Just as I’ve done.

I don’t care if you lick windows or take the special bus…. You hang in there, you’re special.

Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you’ll never get back.

Today’s Message of the Day is:

Life is short, Break the rules,  Live quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

( Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance )

EMOONING

We all know those cute little computer symbols called ‘emoticons’ …………..

Well, how about some ‘ASSICONS’ — Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) an asshole

{_!_} a swishy-ass

(_o_) an ass that’s been around

How To Get A Man To Wash His Hands

Google has a mind of its own

white people stole my car

It’s sexual tension and a dog’s life…

sexual tensionsperm

hoopsbus stop

pull my fingerdog shit

dog and familydog ear cone

How Bad is YOUR Job?

The movie ‘Brokeback’ Ruined Things for Cowboys!

Real or Fake?

Spiders in Iraq desert- REAL

Dead wife in coffee table- FAKE

Satellite Photo: Space Shuttle Tragedy- FAKE

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Know Your Math

Indisputable mathematical logic. 

What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
 
If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
 
Then:
 
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
 
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

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